May 2013
ohaidanturners:
if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
April 2013
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
“That sucks man”
– Me trying my best to give emotional condolences (via bdaviz)
“You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...”
– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via framesjanco)
March 2013
“Suddenly you become ‘an adult ’ and you are told that the inability to find...”
– Jon Richardson (via justgrim)
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via sophie-amelie)
zaynparadise:
zayn rhymes with acid rain
which is what i would walk through to get that dick
